eyecondition | 01. [Action / Voice]

[When Scott had last been aware, he'd been somewhere near the deserts of Mexico. Where in Mexico, he couldn't be sure, though there'd certainly been enough heat and sand to last a lifetime. It simply made no sense to pass out and wake up in a snowpile, more underdressed than he'd been in the summer sun. It's an understatement to call Scott alarmed. He scrambled to his feet, ears straining for the sound of something other than the whistling wind of a cold breeze. It must have been the fight he'd had with Mystique. He'd obviously lost, and she'd had him shipped to a different corner of the globe instead. Is she planning to keep abandoning him in different places until the elements kill him outright? He doubts he'll last long in sub-zero conditions without even a blanket to insulate him.

No. Scott decides instantly that he isn't in the mood to die today. Nothing good comes from pessimism. He'd found people in the bowels of a foreign country before, and he'll just have to do it again here too. Judging by the temperature, there might at least be some Inuit family that might be willing to share their igloo.]

Hello? [He ventures a greeting cautiously, and dares to crack a single eye open to see if there's some sort of civilization nearby. The small gesture alone sends a bright red beacon ripping through the flurrying snow -- hopefully not into anyone's personal property. There seemed to be some manmade structures just off to the left of the snapshot image he'd gotten. It wasn't enough of a visual to notice the journal lying open at his feet, but he isn't really in much of a reading mood anyway.]

I-is... anyone there? [He tries it again, more assertive now despite the telltale shiver in his tone. If there's at least one house, then there has to be people somewhere. With people come options. Maybe they'll have a phone he can use to call the mansion and get help sent out, or perhaps they'd at least have a first-aid kit and would be nice enough to patch up whatever injury was causing that bone-deep pain in his shoulderblades. If nothing else, hopefully the people here speak English.]

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Depends on what you mean by "there". Physically? There's probably nowhere nearby. But good news! You can talk to more people than you ever wanted to through a magical book.

[This is him being helpful. Yep.

He also notices the conversation with Rogue up there. Know her, eh? Don't mind him prying. He does that.]

.. I'm sorry? What book? [Scott's kind of flying blind on this one, no pun intended. He's not above accepting the kindness of English-speaking strangers.]

The one right in front of you? That my voice is coming from? Come on. Use your open eye.

[DOHOHOHOHOHO]

Uh.. Sorry. [Maybe it's local slang for some cellphone stuck on speaker.] I can't see. Keep talking and I'll try to follow the sound.

[Ah. Can't see. That's a problem. That he doesn't really want to deal with.

But out of the kindness of his heart.]

Keep talking--alright, easy enough. Sounds like you know Rogue, huh? Friend from home, it looks like. Well, you're in Luceti now. Congratulations. It sucks.

[Okay, it's to the lef--no, definitely right. He kneels down in the snow, brushing fresh snowflakes off of the page.]

I found it. Thanks.

Oh, you're very welcome. You got a name, kiddo, or should I assign you a nickname?

[He likes to give those awhile to develop, usually. But if needs be, he can come up with one now.]

I'm Scott. ,,Are you one of the locals here?

[Wow. That's an extraordinarily boring name.] Locals? Hell no. No one's "local" here except for the goddamn Malnosso, and I'm sure not one of them.

[It's not boring! It's the name his awesome dead parents gave him and that makes it special.]

Should I assume these "Malnosso" have something to do with why this place "sucks"?

[Meh.]

Smart one, aren't you. Hit it right on the noggin there. They're the ones responsible for bringing you here. And the ones keeping you from going home, too.

And you're kind of a wise-guy considering you haven't bothered giving me your name yet. [Ugh Rogue hurry up.]

I've got a feeling there's a little more than that keeping me from leaving. But go on, tell me more.

Oh, good, you've already realized I'm wise. Good for you. Name's Tony Stark. Not the same one you've heard of, though.

[He's not a fan of that other Tony. Not a superhero. That's a problem.]

Let's see--where to start? The experimental kidnappings or the war we're forced into or the lack of twenty-first century technology? All are upsetting.

Must be rough to have such a famous name. Tony Stark's just about everywhere on TV. [Or, at least he was. Before the whole Mutant thing became an issue.]

The kidnappings seem self-explanatory, but what about a war?

Oh, don't misunderstand me. [REALLY DON'T. THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY.] I'm him. Just--from a different world. Where I'm better.

Turns out the Malnosso don't like doing their own dirty work, so when they need to fight off their enemies, The Third Party, they send us to do it. Nice of them.

"Better"? [Better than a celebrity? PFF.]

And the people here just go along with it?

Yes. See, where he might be a charming, intelligent man who is the best at what he does, I'm a charming, intelligent man who is the best as what I do and a superhero. [See? Simple as that.

He'd laugh if that fact wasn't so goddamn unfunny to him.] Afraid we don't have any choice in the matter, kiddo. Trust me on that one.

A superhero? [gerhjgklsfhzdsjkg TONY STARK IS A MUTANT?]

Yep. A superhero. That's what I said.

[HE DON'T NEED NO MUTANT POWERS TO BE SUPER.]

That's incredible news! Tell me more! [Pssh, ALL superheroes are closeted mutants.]

[Okay, well. He asked. Even if he's been less enthusiastic since...the draft.]

Well, I'm Iron Man. Self-made, widely-adored, completely indestructible. Oh--I have a suit. No powers. Which is better.

[Yeah.]

...You built yourself a robot.

[If it sounds like he hates the idea, it's because he hates the idea. Scott's only a few weeks past fighting his first Sentinel. He's kind of anti-robot at the moment.]

Oh, sure, I build myself robots all the time. But I do the superheroing stuff in my suit. I don't send some bundles of metal to do my job for me.

You can go ahead and ask Rogurt about it, too. She's seen me in action. [If you're doubting. Which it sounds like you are.]

[..."Rogurt"?]

Pardon?

--Oh. Rogue. That's her nickname. See that you use it as often as possible.

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